Hello, simpering Consumer. You are ugly, unpopular, and unsuccessful. Why?
Because you don't have OUR PRODUCT!
But you can GET our product for just SOME OF YOUR DISCRETIONARY INCOME!
Then you will be HAPPY. And HAPPINESS is the most important thing ever.
This vision of your potential happiness brought to you by Advertising. The lowest form of marketing, but occasionally a high form of entertainment.
Here are some beautiful ads that I can never remember what they're for and I'll never buy whatever the products are:
Cabrio - Pink Moon
Creative Mystery Ad
Have fun. Be good.