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Global Climate Change Will Definitely Kill Us All

From a UK think-tank, regarding climate change in the next thirty years:

"The drop in temperature might exceed that of the miniature ice age of the 17th and 18th centuries."

An ice age? Woolly mammoths and crazed, razor-tooth coelacanths with heat vision? That's what wiped out humanity in the 17th and 18th centuries! We can't survive yet another of Mother Nature's fierce attempts to kill her babies.

Do you remember what happened during the 17th and 18th centuries, during the last miniature ice age? Here's just a sampling of the horrors we might face:

The Franco-Dutch war breaks out over who gets to stand closest to the heater
The Salem witch trials, triggered by icy cold weather and resulting cabin fever
Isaac Newton is pummeled by vicious (frozen) apples as gravity kicks in
The Lisbon Earthquake of 1755 -- so cold!
The American Revolution marks the end of the mighty Ice Age

Clearly, another ice age will disrupt all of humanity. The scarred survivors, if there are any, will be unable to rebuild and civilization will be forever lost. Science has spoken.

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