The world has been destroyed many times since I arrived:
- Acid rain ruined all the crops, poisoned all the lakes, and mutated all the people.
- African killer bees wiped us out, one by one, as they spread inexorably across America.
- Mad cow disease contaminated our entire meat supply and we all turned into zombies.
- Deforestation has halted all commerce, since we're out of paper and unable to build anything.
- Overpopulation turned us against one another and we all died in a series of massacres.
- Bird flu infected me when I visited Hong Kong and I carried it back home to infect everyone else in the US.
- The ice age froze us all to death in my infancy.
- Global warming has disrupted my natural habitat and melted the polar ice caps, flooding out most of the world.
I shudder to think how the world will be destroyed next. Thank goodness I have TV, newspapers, and other vehicles of mass media to warn me so I can prepare in advance.
What do you do to prepare for a Texas-sized meteor strike?